I want to set up two temples for worship. One would be to worship the Asian anus, the other for the Latina anus. Pilgrims could spend up to a week worshipping by licking and tonguing anuses at these temples.
The first thinkg they should teach you in Japanese class is how to saay, âMay I see your anus?â The second thing they should teach is âMay I lick your anus?â