Det är bröst- och fittadag på Porsches gym

'The best day at the gym is chest day,' says Porsche Lane, a super-stacked personal trainer from Florida (born in Ohio) who turned 50 shortly before this scene. 'I love having big tits. It makes me feel like more of a woman. And, of course, there's the added benefit of them looking so good in tight clothes, and that always attracts attention from men.' She's damn right it does, but don't forget about that pierced pussy which, Porsche says, 'loves it rough.